the thing about NOT going to see Morbius is not just b/c it would be funny for it to flop again but also because if it DOESN’T flop again we’re setting dangerous precedent. this will tell studios that if their movie flops all they have to do is try to engineer memes to make it popular. we CANNOT have studios trying to “manufacture” and “force” memes. please for the love of god don’t go see Morbius in theaters.
Ramen is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but broth smells amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot slurps of noodles slidin’ down my throat. When I sit back in my chair, look up at you with broth all over my face and sweat dripping down my face, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I can a get your secret recipe and you cannot even speak because I’ve slurped all of the noodles in your whole store….. That’s when I’m satisfied.
Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only
that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be
honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be
satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful,
salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels,
look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my
neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and
ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve
drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m
satisfied.
john green u nasty and ugly as hell shut the fuck up
sweetie, you are literally so out of line it’s fucking unbelievable. i
could drag you so hard right now but i know you’ll just end up crying.
i’ve roasted you before and you know it. chances are you’ll just say i
bullied you because you’re gay and have different skin. talk shit get
hit, you don’t wanna mess with me kiddo; i’ve got a black belt.
i know threats are fucked up but that’s all i’ve been receiving all day,
probably from her royal hoodrat olive and all of her nasty friends. but
you can gang up on me and make fun of me for being goth all you want.
i’ve been hurt a lot. my first boyfriend cheated on me, my dad screams
if i forget to do my chores, and there are some days i don’t even want
to get out of bed in the mornings.
i’m a jaded teenage girl. i’ve been through shit that you wouldn’t even
dream of. you think your life is hard? try asking the cutest guy in your
grade out in the middle of the cafeteria only to find out he has a
fucking girlfriend. you don’t know my life or my story so keep my name
out of your nasty mouth. life is a battlefield and it looks like i’ve
already won.
